The foot has been on an extended hiatus

The foot has had other duties to attend to over the previous few months and has not had the opportunity to update the blog nearly as much as the foot wanted. Yes, the foot feels your pain.

The foot is traveling to Boston next week but hopes to post pictures of its voyage of perfection when it returns.

Foor Jr helps in the kitchen

The foot, being a natural born master chef, had been teaching Foot Jr the ins and outs of the kitchen. Today the foot taught Foot Jr all about making bread.

Here is the foot with the risen dough, before being placed in the oven.



The perfect results after being removed from the oven. You would be surprised at how difficult it is to find oven socks - you know, like oven mitts, but for the feet.



The foot and his sous-chef, Foot Jr, show the perfect loaves of bread that can be made by perfect feet.

The foot returns

After a 6 week hiatus. The foot has been very busy over the past 2 months raising and caring for Foot Jr. It's a lot of work. The foot has been continuing to document its perfect existence but hasn't had much time to spend informing its admirers. The foot hopes to update the blog with more pictures over the coming days.

Foot Jr.

Foot Jr. came into this world at 7:10 am on Saturday, Feb. 16. Leo's feet have an heir. The perfect feet genes have been passed in their entirety to Foot Jr. The perfection that is Leo's foot shall live on in another generation of humanity.








The footwear below was supposed to be used to transport the perfect feet home from the hospital. But the feet could not be confined by such manmade trinkets. When Sandra and Leo's feet attempted to place the baby shoes on Foot Jr, we realized that Foot Jr's feet were far too big. The perfect feet could not be confined to the smallness of normal baby shoes. Perfection must be accompanied by grandeur.

Foot Jr came home without any shoes. Perfection needs no adornment.

A hundred thousand foot welcomes

Sandra's feet have been busy cross-stitching for the past few weeks as she waits for Foot Jr. You wouldn't know by looking at her feet that they possessed the dexterity necessary to cross-stitch. Her feet are full of surprises.

Waiting for Foot Jr.

Sandra is now a week overdue. Last week the feet got tired of waiting so they took a drive to Sugar Moon Farms for pancakes and sausages. Mmmmm.... pancakes and sauasages. Here is the foot wandering the grounds.



Look at all those imperfect footprints made by imperfect feet. The foot felt unclean by being so near to so many imperfect impressions. The foot had to go home and bathe.



The feet cooked up some cornish game hens last Sunday. Surprisingly (or maybe not) they tasted a lot like chicken. The feet made stock from the carcasses. Celery, onions, carrots, garlic cloves, 2 bay leaves, and thyme. Boil and then simmer for 3 hours. It makes about 4 litres of stock.

Here is the foot with its perfect creation.





Made some tea biscuits today. Cheesy tea biscuits. The tea biscuits look almost as perfect as the foot.

New wine rack

The feet recently spent a considerable amount of time putting together a new wine rack. The box said "Easy Assembly". The box lied. It took almost 8 hours for the feet to assemble this thing. The feet store the red wine in this wine rack - there are a few bottles of white, but most of the white are stored in the wine fridge that the feet bought for Sandra last Christmas.

There are some very nice bottles of wine in this rack. Only the best for the feet.

The foot with a newly hung picture

It took a while to hang this picture. The foot had to get the ladder from the garage, set it up on the stairs, measure the walls and drill holes. And then the foot had to hang the picture. This was not as easy as the foot expected. The foot's ladder is an outdoor ladder which is too big, so it made hanging the picture extremely difficult. It would have taken a massive feat of dexterity and strength for the foot to angle the picture onto the screws without falling off the ladder.

So Claudius came over with a shorter ladder and with the help of his grotesque feet we hung the picture. Notice how perfectly centered the picture is.

The foot waits anxiously for Foot Jr's arrival

Any day now and another perfect foot will join the world. The foot assumes that the foot's perfect genes will overcome Sandra's less than perfect foot genes. Would the foot be perfect if it did any less?



Here the foot poses with the newly assembled playpen/bassinet.

Croissants

The foot made some croissants recently. Naturally one would think that the croissants would turn out perfectly. After all the foot is not used to doing anything imperfectly. They were ok but they need work. The foot blames the recipe for the substandard outcome.

New slippers for the feet

The feet finally have appropriate footwear in which to reside while in the home. It was an unexpected purchase. Sandra's boots (see earlier blog entry) blew a big hole in the back. We assume it was a result of the odd shape of her foot - those Chinese labourers cannot be expected to make shoes to the specs of Sandra's rectangular feet and sausage toes.

So we took the boots back for a refund and got a store credit. Sandra was understandably unable to find another pair of boots to fit her feet so the feet found some slippers in which their perfection can be kept safe.

The foot has been baking lately

The foot has baked two exceptional items recently. In keeping with its own inherent perfection, the foot baked perfect cheesecake and perfect French bread. Normally the foot is not one to brag, but these are in a league of their own.



The foot cooked some French onion soup that night to go with the bread. Foot in French is pied. Le pied est superbe. C'est perfecte.

The cheesecake:

Homosexual foot fetsishes?

Sandra and Leo were talking the other night about how numerous people come to this blog every day by Googling for pictures of "women's feet" or "wife's feet". We assume that such weirdos masturbate to pictures of Sandra's feet. Leo's foot is comfortable with that.

What we were wondering is if there are men who masturbate to the perfection that is Leo's feet? Are foot fetishes purely a heterosexual deviance, or are there homosexual foot fetishists?
Honestly, the feet are not sure how anybody, man or woman, could refrain from masturbating once the feet are first glimpsed, but perhaps there exist some people with exceptional will power. Or perhaps many of you are simply asexual impotent automatons unmoved by the perfection.

Burned feet

The foot's brother-in-law, Sandra's brother, Claudius, came over today because he scalded his foot when he dropped a pot of boiling water on it. Sandra, being a nurse, tended to the foot. It was pretty ugly. And we're not talking about the burn. We thought about taking a picture of the foot, but it occurred to the foot that we really don't want such ugliness on a blog dedicated to such perfection.