Foot outing

Took Foot Jr down to the museum on the weekend to see the dinosaur display.





























We were impressed with the T-Rex feet. Very prehistoric looking.




















A salesman at Home Depot made Foot Jr a balloon sword. No the foot doesn't know why salesmen at Home Depot are giving out balloons. Maybe he's just friendly. After the money the foot spent there, it's probably the most expensive balloon sword in history.















The feet relaxing after a long day. What perfection.















Sandra's feet came over to have a look. Kind of like monkey feet. Good for climbing trees and peeling bananas.















Foot foreplay. Sandra's feet begging to be touched. It's like beauty and the beast for feet.















You can imagine the rest.

Nor'easter

Come on, this is April. What's with the snow. The foot is not impressed. The foot wants some warm weather.














A pheasant in the backyard. The foot is going to eat that bird. Just let it fatten up a bit, and then the foot is going to stomp it.














It's a big bird.















Pheasant tracks. Made by pheasant feet.

The dog

Francene, the dog. She convulses as she sleeps. Note the big feet. If you're going to get a dog why would you get one with small feet?

The foot apologizes for the sideways angle. The foot wasn't thinking.

Tomatoes

The feet have started the tomatoes. 4 kinds of have been chosen -Celebrity Hybrid, Scotia (becasue the feet hail from Nova Scotia), Hybrid Early Cascade and Shirley. The first 3 seed packets are from Halifax Seed - we shall see if they are worthy of the foot. The latter is from Suttons Seed - the official seeds of the Queen. We assume that they should be good enough for the foot. Perhaps if they work the foot shall grant them title as official seed supplier of the foot.



















Foot Jr helped out with getting the peat pellets ready. We placed 3-4 seeds in each. Foot Jr is still young but his toe dexterity is that of an armless adult.













The seed packages said that it would take 7-14 days for germination to begin. Clearly they did not take into account the power of the foot. 4 days later and germination had begun. The seeds sensed the presence of the foot and could not help but explode from their seeds.

The foot checking on the seedlings 5 days after planting:

Yes, we know that we have been missed. And rightfully so.

The foot has been busy since it last deigned to provide an update. Sandra had no chance against the foot's fertility. Foot Jr now has a sister - Cinderella. We call her Cindy. Her foot is perfect. Even, if I dare so, more perfect than Foot Jr.

The foot is planning on expanding the garden this year. We have been growing some vegetables for the past couple of years. Right next to the septic field. Could there be any better fertilizer? The vegetables can sense that the effluent has come from the foot. Cannot nature sense perfection? The foot's waste products are greedily sucked up, and in return, nature produces sustenance for the foot.

It is a symbosis of perfection. Such a system has produced bumper crops for the past few years, so the foot shares with the less fortunate. Less fortunate in the sense that they have hideously imperfect feet. From the foot's toilet to their table.

The first chikadee of the year.

The foot has been on an extended hiatus

The foot has had other duties to attend to over the previous few months and has not had the opportunity to update the blog nearly as much as the foot wanted. Yes, the foot feels your pain.

The foot is traveling to Boston next week but hopes to post pictures of its voyage of perfection when it returns.

Foor Jr helps in the kitchen

The foot, being a natural born master chef, had been teaching Foot Jr the ins and outs of the kitchen. Today the foot taught Foot Jr all about making bread.

Here is the foot with the risen dough, before being placed in the oven.



The perfect results after being removed from the oven. You would be surprised at how difficult it is to find oven socks - you know, like oven mitts, but for the feet.



The foot and his sous-chef, Foot Jr, show the perfect loaves of bread that can be made by perfect feet.