Yes, we know that we have been missed. And rightfully so.

The foot has been busy since it last deigned to provide an update. Sandra had no chance against the foot's fertility. Foot Jr now has a sister - Cinderella. We call her Cindy. Her foot is perfect. Even, if I dare so, more perfect than Foot Jr.

The foot is planning on expanding the garden this year. We have been growing some vegetables for the past couple of years. Right next to the septic field. Could there be any better fertilizer? The vegetables can sense that the effluent has come from the foot. Cannot nature sense perfection? The foot's waste products are greedily sucked up, and in return, nature produces sustenance for the foot.

It is a symbosis of perfection. Such a system has produced bumper crops for the past few years, so the foot shares with the less fortunate. Less fortunate in the sense that they have hideously imperfect feet. From the foot's toilet to their table.

The first chikadee of the year.