So we took the boots back for a refund and got a store credit. Sandra was understandably unable to find another pair of boots to fit her feet so the feet found some slippers in which their perfection can be kept safe.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
New slippers for the feet
The feet finally have appropriate footwear in which to reside while in the home. It was an unexpected purchase. Sandra's boots (see earlier blog entry) blew a big hole in the back. We assume it was a result of the odd shape of her foot - those Chinese labourers cannot be expected to make shoes to the specs of Sandra's rectangular feet and sausage toes.
So we took the boots back for a refund and got a store credit. Sandra was understandably unable to find another pair of boots to fit her feet so the feet found some slippers in which their perfection can be kept safe.
So we took the boots back for a refund and got a store credit. Sandra was understandably unable to find another pair of boots to fit her feet so the feet found some slippers in which their perfection can be kept safe.
The foot has been baking lately
The foot has baked two exceptional items recently. In keeping with its own inherent perfection, the foot baked perfect cheesecake and perfect French bread. Normally the foot is not one to brag, but these are in a league of their own.
The foot cooked some French onion soup that night to go with the bread. Foot in French is pied. Le pied est superbe. C'est perfecte.
The cheesecake:
The foot cooked some French onion soup that night to go with the bread. Foot in French is pied. Le pied est superbe. C'est perfecte.
The cheesecake:
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Homosexual foot fetsishes?
Sandra and Leo were talking the other night about how numerous people come to this blog every day by Googling for pictures of "women's feet" or "wife's feet". We assume that such weirdos masturbate to pictures of Sandra's feet. Leo's foot is comfortable with that.
What we were wondering is if there are men who masturbate to the perfection that is Leo's feet? Are foot fetishes purely a heterosexual deviance, or are there homosexual foot fetishists?
Honestly, the feet are not sure how anybody, man or woman, could refrain from masturbating once the feet are first glimpsed, but perhaps there exist some people with exceptional will power. Or perhaps many of you are simply asexual impotent automatons unmoved by the perfection.
What we were wondering is if there are men who masturbate to the perfection that is Leo's feet? Are foot fetishes purely a heterosexual deviance, or are there homosexual foot fetishists?
Honestly, the feet are not sure how anybody, man or woman, could refrain from masturbating once the feet are first glimpsed, but perhaps there exist some people with exceptional will power. Or perhaps many of you are simply asexual impotent automatons unmoved by the perfection.
Burned feet
The foot's brother-in-law, Sandra's brother, Claudius, came over today because he scalded his foot when he dropped a pot of boiling water on it. Sandra, being a nurse, tended to the foot. It was pretty ugly. And we're not talking about the burn. We thought about taking a picture of the foot, but it occurred to the foot that we really don't want such ugliness on a blog dedicated to such perfection.
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